I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i just wanna soil my oats bro
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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