I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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