And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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