You're so nebulous sometimes
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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