That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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