I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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