Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
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