yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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