oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Never joke about your clitoris.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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