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Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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