meet me or not, i'm out of control
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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