so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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