Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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