Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Pooping to opera.
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