Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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