no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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