I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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