how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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