It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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