i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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