check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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