His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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