GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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