Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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