Don't you send me to vm
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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