Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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