Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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