Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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