I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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