mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
