new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I got inside last night via doggy door
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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