At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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