let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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