Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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