That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Randomize
