I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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