I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
He better not be in your backpack
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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