yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
so much tequila, so little girl.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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