my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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