She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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