you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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