yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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