Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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