I CAN MOONWALK!
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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