Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
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