Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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