How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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