She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
dude. I can hear the air.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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