we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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