I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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