i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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