I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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