We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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