wake up i wanna do it froggy style
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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