My nipple is on Facebook.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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