so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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