My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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