I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Randomize
