Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
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