Your tits are I can't wait for
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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